Explosive-Bomb

Free hardware: One method is to actually buy the shit, but with someone elses cash. hehe, you knew that one already? Another method? Ok, say you have a hard-on for the bed sheets at your local mega-store (WalMart?), then what you would do is -> First, BUY the sheet, then throw it into your car, walk BACK INTO the store WITH the receipt AND the empty bag. Then SECRETLY put another sheet into the empty bag. Watch out for any cameras that may make you the star of a courtroom drama. Hidden cameras are sometimes ...well, hidden. If you have the help of friends, get them to cover you from the cameras and warn you of any big ugly gold-teeth security guards that may be coming. After you put it in the bag, just walk coolly out of the store. If a homosexual employee stops you, then simply respond in a calm friendly tone " I already bought this shit, bitch. Ask the slut that works at the register! ". Then show your receipt and complain about customer service etc. If they ask why the fuck you came back, then say "I lost my little sister" or "I wanted to see if you had Gullible brand shampoo". It really isn't any of their business why someone should go back into their hell place of a store. As you can see, this only works in big and busy stores. (I've done it at Kroger, Publix, K-mart, Walmart, fuckmart etc.. it works! ) A safety precaution is to ask your friend to wait in the car and drive off if you get caught etc. That way, only one of you goes to jail. Remember, always look out for cameras .. be camera aware. And remember that if you get caught, you can always say " God made me do it! " and get off. Also, it may be wise to operate on a shift where you know the employees are ALL underpaid and the manager is sleeping. That way they are more likely to turn a blind eye to any strange happenings. A distraction is to blow out the lights / electrical system in the store.. You can then walk back into the store, a friend with the empty bag can do the necessary switch in the safety of darkness, the cameras are not usually (99.99% of the time) night vision capable. So, how do you blow out the lights ? Find a plug point and stick a paper clip into it (so that a short circuit occurs) .. BE CAREFUL! This is to cause the fuse to blow. Use a non-conductor (not your hand) to poke the bent paper clip into the two holes. A plug point can be found in just about anywhere, especially in a restroom.. or you can remove a light bulb/tube light and short circ it. If you get caught, DEFINITE jail. So be EXTREMELY fucking SURE of YOURSELF. Parents tend to get pissed when their kid ends up in the Juvy. A fourth method of getting free hardwarez is to get yourself a credit card and then buy a VCR from your local Radio Shack. Then return it after 28 days for a FULL refund. This will piss them off, but say you dont like the picture quality or something. Then they will debit the amount off your credit card. Wait a few days, then go to the same (or ok, be nice, go to a different store) .. buy another VCR, AND keep returning it afta 28 days. The benefit is that you will always have a VCR (or camcorder, or computer etc) but you won't have the same one. You will always have the latest gadget! But, your credit limit is always less the amount you bought your shit for for. Who cares though? Btw, this works great for clothes too.. but unfortunately not for condoms. Dammit