Explosive-Bomb

Materials:

1. diskette
2. blue-tip matches
3. clear nail polish

Procedure:

Carefully crush the heads of the blue-tip matches (they must be blue-tip or this will not work!) into powder. Mix the powder to be sure all of the blue igniting chemical that the matches are treated with is mixed in.

Spread this powder very thinly on the surface of the disk inside the read/write access hole.

Carefully pour a very small amount of the nail polish on the powder and spread it out on the disk surface in the read/write access oval.

Wait about an hour for the nail polish to dry.

Turn the inside of the disk so that the powder mixture is not seen.

Give the disk to the intended victim.

If this is done properly, within 30 sec of boot-up, the friction caused by the spinning diskette will ignite the powdered sulfur. The burning sulfur will then ignite the plastic diskette, melting it, causing a great mess inside the victim's drive.

50 Fun things to do in a final that does not matter (i.e. you are going

1.Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15
minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some
gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

2.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the
secret documents!!"

3.If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long
answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the
integral symbol.

4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's
left nostril.

5.Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate
your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm
SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk
the instructor is.

6.Bring cheerleaders.

7.Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly
say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to
every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are
you? Where's the regular guy?"

8.Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max
level.

9.On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to
refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this
question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be
creative.

10.Bring pets.

11.Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of
relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the
country" and run off.

12.Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into
very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry
Christmas."If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam.
Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

13.Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

14.Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your
head, and nothing else.

15.Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as
vulgar as possible.

16.Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make
one up!For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

18.As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

19.Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be
taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let
them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of
the profits if they are allowed to stay.

20.Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to
another seat, continue with the exam.

23.Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers
completely blacked out.

24.Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down
violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

25.Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the
instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving
after one hour to go drink)

26.Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point
during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

27.Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why,
tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on
above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

28.Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

29.Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put
on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera"
until they drag you away.

30.Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the
class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you
belonged.
Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take
the exam.

31.Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say
"you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our
Lives is on!!!"

33.From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore
the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to
leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the
River Kwai.

34.Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

35.If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you
could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most
equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life
story.

36.Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and
shield.

37.Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the
exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

38.Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious...
like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just
failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with
the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see
fit."

39.When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.

40.After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any
question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

41.One word: Wrestlemania.

42.Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they
do before concerts start.

43.Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

45.Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you.
Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

46.Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc... sent
to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

47.During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs,
anything you can reach.

48.Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90
degree angle.

49.Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are
asked to stop, say "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student
Handbook
with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical
instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".

50.Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx Sucks

This little article is everyone out there who is a next door neighbor who

is, in your mind, the worlds biggest asshole. I have neighbors that fit

into this catergory perfectly. You know the ones, stereo up louder than

hell in the middle of the night, water their lawn during a drought, etc...

Well take heart, because I have just the answer for such idiots.



1) Next time they go away on vacation, or even for just the weekend, call

the utility company, Ma Bell(or whoever the phone co is.), and the cable

company. Using their name(obviously), tell them to shut off the

respective utilities, since your are going on a trip for about a month.

Most of the time, they wont ask for any other info except for phone

number. If they ask for anything else, just hangup quickly and forget it

as it isnt too easy to explain why you dont know your own social

security number. If all works well(and it usually does), they will come

home to a fridge full of bad food, plus no heat or air conditioning and

cable tv and phone. Pretty nice, huh?



2) If they leave on vacation, and you are a hacker/phreak/BBS'er, here is

your chance for free phone calls to everywhere! Simply go into their

yard and locate their phone box. Using your lineman's phone(or a regular

phone with alligator clips instead of a modular plug), find the active

phone line inside the box. Run a shit load of wire back to your house,

thru your window, etc... Install a modular plug on your end and plug it

into your modem. Now make all the long distance calls you want. Don't

worry, those of your with a heart, the neighbor's wont get billed for

the calls after they call Ma Bell and claim that they didnt make them.

Most of the time they will let you of the hook.



3) One night, after the neighborhood is asleep, sneak over into the

target's yard. Proceed to turn on ONE faucet, so that water is gushing

out all over the place. The value of this joke is that the target's

water bill will be outrageous after about 3-4 nights of this, especially

during drought season.



4) If you have the asshole neighbor who has the stereo on LOUD at all hours

and the police wont do shit(what else is new), here is the solution.

Sneak into the yard, and find the breakerbox. If the stereo is up this

loud, they wont hear you in the yard. Locate the switch that matches the

room that the stereo is in. Or the closest to. Flip the switch and run

like hell back to the house. Or if you are more daring, sit in the

bushes oe something and watch them come out. Most of the time, it will

take doing this 2-3 times before they turn down the stereo.But its worth

it when you have to sleep.



5) Do your neighbor's have a barking dog? If so, heres the solution.

A) Call the pound repeatedly, using another neighbor's name and address,

but your number. Call at least twice a night for about a week. The

complaints will stack up, and the target's will most likely have to pay

a healthy fine.

B) Get a package of hot dogs and any kind of medicine that induces

shitting, like Exlax(you will have to melt it down). Pour the secret

agent shit inducing substance on the hot dogs, then toss them over the

fence to the dog. If it is a small dog, I suggest throwing one at a time

as little dogs don't eat as much as big dogs. Spot or Fido or whatever

the hell his name is will be shitting EVERYWHERE for days. Loads of fun

for the target.



6) Kill their lawn. This can be achieved with any kind of poison, paint

thinner, or even piss. Simply pour as much of the stuff as you can all over

the lawn and wait a few days to a week. Lovely brown spots will start to

show. Nice effect.



7) Do they have a CB radio that interferes with your tv?

Use the old standby. When they are not home, sneak over and shove large

straight pins into the coaxial cable to the antenna. Next time Joe

Dickhead keys up will be his last time. This easy trick works due to the

fact that it shorts the cable together. When he keys up, it will blow

the CB right off the table.



8) Do they park in your driveway or in front of it? My neighbors have

teenage kids who have teenage friends who parked in front of the

driveway. I fixed that by taking some large nails(about 4 inches long)

and placed them on each side of their tires at a 45 degree angle. Two

per side, heads on pavement, points to tires. When they drive off,

instant flats on all four tires. Try to get them to not park there

asking first. If they don't care to listen, then use the nail trick.



9) Other easy and annoying tricks:

Use JB Weld or any other metal weld substance on their mailbox door.

Unscrew all the light bulbs on the outside of their house just enough so

they won't light.

If they have an annoying cat, capture it and take it about 10 miles away

from where you live and let it go.

Get some cow or horse shit and place it in a large paper bag. Place on

porch and light on fire. Then ring door bell.

If they have a hot tub or pool, get some goldfish and place them in it.

If you can get some lake or river fish, they work even better.

Place small rocks inside the hubcaps on their most used car. The effect

is awesome. They will go crazy from the sound.

If you get into their car, place a heavy guage jumper wire from the horn

to the brake switch behind the pedal. The result is the horn honking

everytime they step on the brake pedal. A sure fire winner.

If you are daring, capture a skunk and let it loose in their yard. Just

think about the fun this one can make.



Have fun and don't get caught!

1. Brush your teeth during class. While doing so, raise your hand as if you have
a question, and mumble your question incoherantly while brushing, spewing
toothpaste all over the place. If your professor objects to your actions, go on
a tirade about proper oral hygiene.

2. Sit way at the back of the room, up against the wall, to get as far away from
your professor as possible. While he/she is lecturing, shout out things like,
"What!?" and "Speak up! You're
mumbling!" If your professor advises you to sit closer to the front, tell
him/her you can't because you're scouting the room for "assassins."

3. If you have an early morning class, get there before anyone else, and bring a
pillow, some blankets, an air mattress, and an alarm clock. Wear your pajamas.
Liedown on the air mattress with the pillow and the blanketsand act like you're
asleep. Have the alarm set for about two minutes into class. When it goes off,
preferably very loudly, hit the "snooze" button and go back to sleep. Keep doing
so for the duration of the class.

4. Dispute everything your professor says, no matter how simple. Try to get
him/her to "prove" everything to you. Rant and rave about what a big liar your
professor is. Yell at students who are taking notes, saying, "Stop writing down
all these lies!"

5. Show up to class about ten minutes late. Ride into the room on a bicycle,
yell, "Look out!", and crash into the blackboard. Get up, take a seat, and act
like nothing happened. Do this every day.

6. Keep "accidentally" setting fires at your desk. Burn notebooks, papers, or
whatever you have handy. Whenever you start a fire, no matter how small it is,
start yelling, "Fire! Fire!" and run out of the room in a panic. Don't return
for the rest of class.

7. Hide somewhere inside the classroom. Wait for your professor to take
attendance. Don't come out when he/she calls your name. Halfway through class,
jump out and yell, "Just kidding! I'm
here! Fooled you again!" Sit down and be quiet for the rest of class.

8. Wrap yourself in bandages and come to class in a wheelchair. Throughout
class, cry a lot and moan things like, "Why me?" and "Please kill me!" Get up
during class, like your going to
miraculously start walking. Instead, fall down, cry out in pain, and wait for
someone to help you back up.
When class is over, say, "I feel better now," leap up, and run home.

9. Come to class with a jar full of angry hornets.
Five minutes into class, release the hornets, scream, and run away.

10. Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using it.
If your professor objects, explain that you "can't stand sitting in this pigsty
any longer."
Keep vacuuming, grumbling angrily.

11. Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're
called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as
if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait
for your professor to move on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly
irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks
when it fails to "speak." When you leave the room after class, start yelling at
the cactus, "I can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN...."

12. Every time your professor stutters, do a shot. If he/she objects, explain
that drinking games make the class more interesting.

13. When your professor gives you a syllabus, take it home, correct it, give it
a grade, and return it to the professor. Demand extra credit.

14. Come to class every day wearing scary Halloween masks. Try to get your
professor to guess who you are. Shoot him/her with a water pistol, scream, and
run around the room knocking things over. Say, "Pretty scary, huh?"

15. Get the whole class to show up a few minutes early, and throw a surprise
party for your professor. Insist that you can't start class until he/she has a
piece of cake. Keep asking people when the strippers are going to arrive.

16. Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call
the paintings things like,"Professor Acting Like Mr.
Know-It-All" or "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's
Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.

17. Wait for your professor to mention a date, and then yell out,
"Bingo!" Apologize, and explain that you got confused.

18. Carve a bust of your professor out of cheese. Tie a ribbon around it, and
present it to him/her at the beginning of class. Demand extra credit.

19.Write your professor a note that says, "I'm going to be about 15 minutes
late. Go ahead and start without me." Wait outside the building until the time
when class is supposed to begin. Tie the note to a rock, and throw it through
the window.

20. Write down everything that your professor says, word for word. Think up a
melody, and turn the words into a song. Bring a guitar to class and perform the
song for the class. Explain to your professor that he/she is "very inspiring."

21. Get a monkey, and bring it to class with you. Tell your professor that
you've hired the monkey to take notes for you. Sit back and relax during class,
letting the monkey scribble on a piece of paper. When it comes time to write a
paper or take a test, write down things like, "I wish I had a banana" and "I
miss my tire swing." Assuming you get a bad grade, angrily fire the monkey in
front of your professor.

22. When you have to write a paper, get it done early and mail it to your
professor's house. From then on, don't hand anything in, and blame it on the
sluggishness of the Postal Service.

23. Tell your professor that you'd like to interview him/her for a writing
class. Get him/her to tell you his/her life story. Act interested, and write
down everything he/she says. Fabricate a few romantic interludes and turn your
efforts into a trashy romance novel. Make copies for the entire class, and your
professor. Demand extra credit.

24. Draw hearts and flowers on the backs of your papers and tests. Next to them,
write things like, "You're the best, even though you suck" and "You're the worst
professor in the world, but I still love you."

25. Start asking questions in a fake foreign language. Act like your professor
is stupid for not being able to understand you. Get other people in the class to
start speaking the fake language too, and have frequent discussions during
class. Act like you're really interested in what you're discussing. If your
professor tries to interrupt or stop you, act annoyed and motion for
him/her to quiet down.