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What’s in a barcode? More than you might imagine, when idealized through the eyes of some very creative Japanese artists.
You will be amazed at what can be done with a few straight lines and a push to think outside of a very ordinary box.
UPC symbols are ubiquitous and constant reminders that we are a civilization of consumers. Up until now, there was no distinguishing one from the other.

That’s all changed since a Japanese company named D-Barcode came up with some very creative and innovative ideas on how to make these uninteresting lines actually enjoyable to look upon.
It is said that barcodes are the bane of the modern graphic designer. Many distribution people compound the headache by insisting on conspicuous white rectangles, which may or may not fit the context involved. The changes are little and subtle, and yet at the same time, enormous.
Now picking up a bottle or box at the supermarket may bring a smile to your face, not because of a price reduction but rather form a funny unexpected face or form smiling back at you from the label on the back of the package.
This enhancement of the consumer experience is brilliant on many levels. But why keep talking? Check out these cool barcodes below and judge for yourself!

*Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL.
*You keep begging your friends to get an account "so we can hang out."
*you dream in text.
*being called a newbie is a *MAJOR* insult.
*you no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences.
*you begin to say heh heh heh instead of laughing.
*when someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!"
*you find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep.
*you turn down the lights and close the blinds so people won't know you are online again.
*you know more about your MSN friends' daily routines than you do your own spouse's.
*you find yourself lying to others about your time on-line and when they complain that your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook.
*you would rather tell people your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much instead of the truth (all night online).
*your kids are standing at your side saying "daddy, please come cook dinner" and you would rather type another "LOL"
*you won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved.
*your dog leaves you.
*you have to ask what year it is.
*you write a letter like this..."dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well i gotta go bbl!"
*you smile sideways. : -)
*you bring a bag lunch and a cooler to the computer.
*you have withdrawal symptoms if you are away from the puter for more than a few hours.
*you wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get online before you have your first cup of coffee.
*you have to inject No-Doz into your butt to keep it awake.
*you don't know where the time has gone.
*you get up at 2 am to go the bathroom but go turn on your computer instead.
*you stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme.
*your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n and I will TTYL."
*you type faster than you think.
*you want to be buried with your computer when it dies...or vice versa.
*you actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted.
*you can actually read and follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your tv screen at the end of a movie.
*you double click your tv remote.
*you set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted to "check your mail" and while you were there you "just wanted to see who's on".
*You make a potty of your chair in front of your computer, so you don't have to stand up to take a dump.
*when you start running around with a knife in your hand trying to run faster like in Counter-Strike.
*You having sex with your wife and look her square in the eyes and call her a "n00b".
*When you walk into a butchers, you get annoyed and start cursing the butcher when you see a tin of SPAM.
*Everytime you turn, your hand moves to the left/right as if there is a mouse there.
*When somebody punches you in the face, you shout "OMFG AIMBOT!!1".
* When somebody talk to you, you draw your sword to his neck then you say: OMGAYLMFAO
*When you hear a car backfire, you jump to the floor and shout for your teammates to give you back up and tell them to take thier posistions.
*You go into the shop, you put your product on the counter and when the shop keeper says "50p please" ...your short on money, so your looking for a console to type in "GIVEALLMONEY".
*A girl goes up to you, she asks for your address because she likes the look of you and she is feeling excited and wants to come round....you give her your IP address.

-Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
-Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.
-Wear yours upside-down.
-Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
-Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
-Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
-One word: Flatulence!
-On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
-Do Tai Chi exercises.
-Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
-When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"
-Give religious tracts to each passenger.
-Meow occasionally.
-Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
-Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
-Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
-Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
-Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
-Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
-Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
-Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
-Leave a box between the doors.
-Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
-Start a sing-along.
-When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
-Say "Ding!" at each floor.
-Lean against the button panel.
-Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
-Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
-Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
-Bring a chair along.
-Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
-Blow spit bubbles.
-Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
-Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
-Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
-Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
-Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
-Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
-Announce to the person stood next to you "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"
-Ask the other passengers "Wouldn't be great if this lift were to plumment to the floor, what do you think will happen?"
-Petend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button.
-Act surprised and start talking to yourself "its ok, it wasnt your fault you killed your family. It was SATAN, damm you SATAN! DAMN YOU!!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.
-Scratch yourself excessively saying "f**king headlice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much"
-Set out a pinic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to join you in afternoon tea
-Break wind and blame it on the person next to you
-Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait untill its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift.
-You get in, get your paper out and sit and relax Start to talk about your sexlife. Tell them that all of your three children were concived in this very lift.
-And point and say "it was up against that wall"
-Have sex with your imaginary friend
-Say you have just won the lottery and you are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you
-Release cockroaches and rats or doves.
-Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
-Point a fire extinguisher at the door as it opens and a passenger tries to enter, ready, aim, and bend the nozzle round and cover yourself with foam.
-Blast out some heavy metal music (Rammstein or Disturbed oughtta do the trick) sing along, while headbanging.
-Dress up as a bellboy and ask them what floor they want and press the wrong one. When they try to correct you, spit,"are you trying to say i cant do my job?!'
-As the lift descends, shout "Bombs away!"
-Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them you need the money to feed your ten starving children back home in Estonia Hand out leaflets - "what to do when the lift cable breaks.
-The ten tips that will keep your body in one pice (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we wont have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls) Hope you will live to do it again!"
-Perform a striptease Act surprised when it starts to move and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!" Fake an orgasam when the lift starts to move. Announce that it was your best ever
-Let your mobile phone ring - don't anwser it.
-Walk in to the lift with a clear bottle of apple juice. Start drinking and say "ah, theres nothing like your own urine to quench your first. Does anyone want some?"
-Say "this new g-sring is really starting to hurt." Then attempt to adjust it.
-Walk into the lift and say "this reminds me of being burried alive. Ah those were the days"
-Suggest to the other passengers that you all should play a game of twister. Then get out the board and lie it on the floor Paint the walls of the lift.
-On entering, ask the passengers "Will you be my friend?". Burst into tears if they say no.
-Stop the lift and say "twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family, and I get stuck in a lift after being out for two hours. Just my luck!"
-Get back to nature - go in naked Pretend to be the pilot of the lift, speach into a headset "this is lift number 1, ready for decent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart, over" Announce in a computer like voice "this lift will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 .....oh heres my floor"
-Serve tea and coffee Take shoes off before entering, Look shocked and disgusted when the others dont Act like the sergent of the lift.
-Order people around. Tell them to get in line. Suggest to the other people that your should play musical statues.
-Bring a tape recorder along too Teach the people french. Dont let them leave till they get it right
-As you are coming to the end of the journey, get enmotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
-Insist, the lift ride costs £2.50 Describe in detail, how you're "hung like a horse"
-Pretend to be a flight attendant (particularly affective if you are dressed like one), instruct the passengers on what to do in an emergency
-Yodel Bring out a magnifying glass, closey inspect the other passengers skin and say "ooh, look at your pores"
-Sing "I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get, get, get on your nerves" Over and over again.
-Ask the others "Do you mind if I do my eminem impression?", then bring out a chainsaw and a mask.
-Try breakdancing Bring out a fake toy gun and shout to the person next to you "you lookin' at me?"
-Challenge the guy stood next to you to a "thumb war".
-Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall.
-Force people to read to Kama Sutra while asking "do you wanna try this one?"
-Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "it is time..."
-Pretend to see a spider, repeatedly and violently stamp on the floor while screaming "Die you bastard, die DIIEEE!"
-While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
-If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
-Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
-Explain to the passengers that this lift looks the same as the ones on all the other floors.
-Re-enact scenes from a movie where someone climbs out through the roof.
-Tell people their clothes are stuck in the lift door, when the look round and see it isn't, apologise, then 5 seconds later say it again in exactly the same tone of voice.
-Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
-Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
-Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
-Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
-Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!".
-Strip naked and ask if 'your' (not my) bum looks big in this dress.
-Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
-Sell Girl Scout cookies.
-On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. Shave.