This works best if you happen to have alot of deralict friends, as
I do... Your first  day of school you should bring the following items, to
insure a prosperous school year:
1) Fountain pen (and extra ink refills)
2) 3 tubes of Super Glue (Krazy Glue)
3)  Pennies (about $1.00 worth)
4) Baloons (small sized for convieniance)
5) Mirror (small  hand held)
6) Liquid soap
7) Lighter, (matches as alternat)
8) Firecrackers  (ladyfingers are great)
9) Screwdrivers and other tools (small)
10) Small squeezable  bottles (like nasal de-congestant type)
11) Wire (10-20 ft)
12) Tape recorder mic.  (batter operated pref.)
13) Ziplock baggies
14) Half of an orange
15) Ligth bulb  (75 watts and over are great)
This will do for now... Some of the cool things to do  are, take the
pennies and glue them to the cafeteria tables, (and watch the custodians
 try to get 'em off). (this also looks good with silver dollars glued to the
fire alarm (so it  goes off when the custodian attempts to remove the coin)
and to a door someplace....  (principals preferably))
Another thing to do with a coin is, heat it up over a bunson  burner
(in chem) and just as the bell rings, toss the coin into the hall, I will
 guarantee you will know when the coin is picked up... While your using the
bunson burner, fill  your little squeeze bottle with gas, then cap it tight
and put it in your pocket... later,  take a firecracker, and glue it to the
bottle, use a cigarette as a fuse extension, then put  it in the bathroom,
and get to class fast... (gas and glue make a nice flame)...
 While your in the bathroom, place a light bulb over the door, and
when the superintendant goes  to see what the explosion was, he gets a
nice little surprise...
Now for the  wire, if you can access a room near your locker, when
no one is in the room, take off the  speaker cover on the pa system, and
hook 2 wires from it, to your mic. ( then into your  locker) This is good
for getting your friends out of classes... Just ask for them... (use  your
tools for that one, and try to be neat about it)...
Now for your  mirror, you can use this for getting your, uh...
"Friends" locker combanation....  after you get that, take that little
baggie you got, and put the orange in it... let it sit  for a week or
four, then open the baggie, and place it in your friends locker... I
can  guarentee he/she will love it...
Another thing that is fun to do, is, Take a penny, and  glue
it over the key hole on your friends gym locker, just after he goes
out, thus he  has to truck around all day in his gym stuff, (unless
you rent him your screwdriver to pry the  penny off)
Ballons are fun to play with in chem lab, fill them with the
gas that  you get out of the taps on the lab desks, then tie up the
baloon tight, and drop it out the  window to the burnouts below, you
know, the ones that are always smoking, they love to pop  baloons with
light cigaretts.... get the picture? Good...
Those fountain  pens are cool, because if you make a slight jerking
motion with your hand, ink squirts all  over the room, (or person, what ever
your aiming at) It is a good idea not to let the teachers  know you have one of
those, it makes it too easy to find out who did it when theres ink all  over
the
principals face... (or on the floors, walls, and ceilings...)
 Liquid soap is great for use in crowded hallways, it turns everybody
into a ice skating star,  (works especially well when people come in from the
rain)... If your school is anything like  the one I goto, people never flush
the
toiletts, A little liquid soap in here makes for  a nice surprise, I mean, what
happens when the soap is not flushed out of the toilett, and the  suds are'nt
flushed out either? The janitors have a really good time trying to figure out
that one... (glue a quarter in one of the urinals, always ane)... Turn off the
water under  the sinks too... Getting back to the soap, it is also good on the
hand railings in hallways  and on steps, If you mix perfume with it, some poor
grub has to have that stench on him all  day....
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